NO WORD OF LIE

I am so popular at school
I have ten million followers on Instagram
And that’s no word of a lie.
I’m a superhero from outer space
Saving the human race
And that’s no word of a lie.

I have my own private jet
I’ve been to Egypt, Lanzarote and Uzbekistan
And that’s no word of a lie.
I am the greatest dancer in the world
I have won 20 gold medals
And that’s no word of a lie.

I’m the coolest in the class
I’m the catwalk king and queen
And that’s no word of a lie.
I can swim faster than a speed boat
I’ve won the Olympics seven times
And that’s no word of a lie.

I can paint the Mona Lisa
Better than Leonardo Da Vinci
And that’s no word of a lie.

I can put nine hundred pencils
Up my nose
And that’s no word of a lie.

I’ve jumped off a skyscraper
Whilst saying the alphabet backwards in less than three seconds
You don’t believe me do you?
Alright, alright, alright.
I’m the biggest liar in my school
And that’s no word of a lie.

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